Arab in US embassy for visa
Consul: What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz.
Arab: Six to ten times a week.
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab: Male, female and sometimes camels.
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab: Yes, cows and dogs too!
Consul: Man, isn\'t it hostile.
Arab: Horse style, dog style, any style
Consul: Oh dear!
Arab: Deer? No deer, they run too fast.